oh, nastia & evan, evan & nastia. you are such a coup for this blog, what with you being a gymnast and a figure skater, a figure skater and a gymnast, and also both of you are awkward and ridiculous and sometimes awesome.

the juxtaposition of their demeanors amuses me.

girl, you’re not supposed to look like you can’t walk until you get ON the ice!

omglol her face

again with the face-making

this is fun! really!

now we go in a circle.

or maybe just a half circle.

now we let nastia make up for looking silly by letting her do something she’s good at.

I FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT REASON THEY ARE A COUP TO THIS BLOG. they both have reliable color schemes.

nastia wuz all “GET THOSE THINGS OFF ME.” and i don’t blame her. because rental skates stink. literally. (does evan have mickey mouse slippers in his suitcase?)

“and don’t even think about putting down a fake number this time, because i’m going to call it right here, right now.”
jk. they’re signing autographs. and she’s….holding his extra pen for him. or something. i think.
oh, and you were promised alliteration! liukin lysacek. lysacek liukin. there. i think i’ve just named my next (hypothetical) puppy. it will inevitably have very long arms & dogs don’t have arms legs.
(all photos by Liz Ballard/Universal Sports)

