21:26 - eagerly awaiting “Giants With the Stars.” make it happen, ABC.
21:28 - was that a muppet on the footstool?
21:29 - he’s really not bad
21:30 - was walking forward and doing the macarena also a requirement?
21:30 - none of these people suck enough for this to be a lot of fun.
21:31 - so much credit and…you suck
21:31 - I actually thought that was good advice. Well played, Johnny G.
21:31 - I think spotting is a little advanced at this point…
21:32 - Dick really respects you and he could be your grandpa…
21:33 - earlier today I read a story about the demand in Russia for donations of human hair to be used as extensions…now I understand
21:34 - can’t entirely disagree with those scores
21:34 - “you worked really hard and they called you the worst…how does that make you feel?” paging Andrea Joyce.
21:35 - and now you’re subjecting me to a Bachelor promo? fuck you, ABC. fuck you.
21:38 - that was longer than any actual skating so far
RE: Denis Petukhov trying to be AShib: they said Denis caught his blade on his partner’s dress during a shoot the duck in practice and they both fell…see? copycat!
21:43 - Bethenny is to Skating With the Stars as Sasha Cohen is to the world
21:44 - at least Bethenny’s funny
21:44 - her baby’s only six months old? jeez. I thought she was older.
21:44 - Jill ZAAARRIN is so jealous right now
21:45 - stealing the term “ice husband”
21:45 - I love Tanith’s rehearsal updates
21:46 - did he pick this song before or after she kept getting dizzy? lol
21:47 - it’s like watching a bunch of Tom Z skaters. so slowwwwwwwwww
21:47 - that guy looked familiar. who was that?
21:48 - her hair is so enormous, omg.
21:48 - Dick is such a creeper, as always.
21:49 - ohhh his voice’s coming back…”you just had a bay-beeee”
21:49 - ew ew ew ew ew ew self-promotion
21:50 - Tanith looks so awkward, lol.
21:50 - TAH NITH
21:55 - the merciful final segment
21:55 - her hair is smaller now. somebody flattened it.
21:55 - this scoring is arbitrary. so - it’s a wonderful replica of real competitive figure skating scoring!
21:56 - Sean & Denis were not five points better than Bethenny and Ethan
21:57 - phones open for 1 hr…get to it, kids. or vote on your “laptops”
21:57 - just realized I spelled Jonny Moseley’s name wrong tonight. I’m sorry.
21:58 - hahaa and…nobody moves!
21:59 - will we be subjected to more Johnny frippery next week? oh, probably.
21:59 - Vince Neil is gone, no?
21:59 - he says “jidges” too
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