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January 2011

5 posts

SO. all signs point to chellsie memmel doin some swingy things on the bars again, and that makes me kind of excited (‘cos she’s MAH GERL y’all in case you didn’t know) but also a little nervous because she will probably just end up with a cracked vertebra or a fractured skull or something, knowing her luck. ;_; ANYWAY, the evidence is as follows. please see this &...

we too could be glorious: fuckin' ig & shit, man →

fuckyeahsubjectivesports: they never fucking told nastia to smile more. fuck that. why the hell should aliya smile more? you know what’s appealing about her? the fact that she does really fucking hard gymnastics really fucking well and is the first russian world all-around champion since… a very good point, because nastia has indeed caught lots of shit for not smiling. i would bet money...

fuckin' ig & shit, man

they never fucking told nastia to smile more. fuck that. why the hell should aliya smile more? you know what’s appealing about her? the fact that she does really fucking hard gymnastics really fucking well and is the first russian world all-around champion since svetlana fucking khorkina and the first gymnast to qualify to all five individual finals at a world championships in damn near...

December 2010

3 posts

oh mah god u guise alissa czisny won the grand prix final and she actually did two programs in a row with no falls under pressure u guise! i am super happy! giant actually pretty little ‘lissa spam beneath the cut! GORGEOUS, FLAWLESS, etc.

“BTW, I actually just landed my first double layout on the hard surface today and...”

– Shawn Johnson, in her personal blog, 8 December 2010 go on girl

November 2010

134 posts

fuck. i forgot to watch skating with the stars. sry guys. fuck yeah subjective sports, owning up to inconsequential mistakes since 2009.

Khorkina Cup Results

russiangymn: Anna Pavlova won the AA in the Master of Sport category. 1. Anna Pavlova 57.300 2. Alla Sidorenko 53.500 3. Marina Nekrasova 53.350 Apparently, the reports of her reitrement at the end of the season were a misquote (bad IG). She needs to get her beam and floor routines back up to the level they were before her injury to genuinely challenge for a spot on the Russian team but...

i’m mad kiira won TEB. she didn’t deserve it. also i have a huge paper due this week. gonna be light around here. i’ll try to liveblog SWTS again though.

liveblogging skating with the stars - night one,...

21:26 - eagerly awaiting “Giants With the Stars.” make it happen, ABC. 21:28 - was that a muppet on the footstool? 21:29 - he’s really not bad 21:30 - was walking forward and doing the macarena also a requirement? 21:30 - none of these people suck enough for this to be a lot of fun. 21:31 - so much credit and…you suck 21:31 - I actually thought that was good advice. ...

liveblogging skating with the stars - night one,...

21:00 - the boys will always have it easier because they just have to stand there and hold on 21:01- yup definitely the best so far 21:01 - still into that ice circle 21:03 - is it just me not hearing him in a while, or does Johnny sound really uncharacteristically masculine 21:04 - Johnny is nameist! 21:05 - awww it’s like watching little kids taking lessons at the Galleria! 21:06 -...

liveblogging skating with the stars - night one,...

20:50 - i like their little fire room. that looks cozy. 20:50 - he really is Alex Shibutani! 20:51 - Tanith is so nice 20:51 - did Dick just fall asleep, lol? 20:52 - Johnny’s not going over 5 until someone impersonates Jesus or a bird 20:52 - Dinnerr rollllllll 20:53 - “Dancing but way cooler” yep, that’s it 20:54 - yup, calling it for Johnny & his pecs 20:55...

liveblogging skating with the stars - night one,...

20:39 - omg it goes until 10? fml. 20:40 - she has bad port de bras 20:41 - who picked that Y&R clip?? omglol 20:41 - it’s not called “Kneeing With the Stars,” Denis 20:41 - oh, that Blade Runner thing is going to get old. she’s cocky. 20:42 - this lady’s hats… 20:42 - “white carpet”? really? 20:43 - who does Denis think he is, Alex...

liveblogging skating with the stars - night one,...

20:30 - how long is this gonna be…. 20:30 - at least this show is good for MOAR Keauna 20:31 - she needs to teach him to straighten his legs at least once or twice 20:32 - not bad, though. I think she is a very good, strategic choreographer. 20:32 - ohhhhh Dick. never stop being you. 20:33 - he’s already in on the spirals. 20:33 - I hate Laurieann’s haircut 20:33 - and she...

liveblogging skating with the stars - night one,...

20:13 - oh, no rhinestones in skating, are there? 20:15 - british host, they’re serious 20:15 - so are they all doing pairs or some pairs and some dance? because the latter is a little unfair IMO… 20:16 - Brooke or Keauna FTW…oh wait… 20:18 - I enjoy the ice circle 20:18 - you’re no Cat Deeley, British man… 20:19 - omg so awkward! 20:19 - calling it for Moseley...

coupla things...

…about the revelations this IG interview with rebecca bross holds: Initially diagnosed as a stress reaction prior to worlds, the hot spot on Bross’ ankle developed into a stress fracture. On Tuesday, Bross underwent surgery, in which doctors inserted two screws into the bone to ensure the fracture heals properly. IG stopped by WOGA in Plano, Texas, to chat with Bross a few days...